100 Original, Funny Limerick Poems for Kids (2025 edition)

Looking for quick laughs and clever rhymes? You’re in the right place!

This collection features 100 brand-new, funny limericks made just for kids. Each one is short, silly, and perfect for reading out loud or sharing with friends. Whether you’re at home, in the classroom, or just need a laugh, these poems are sure to bring a smile.

Without further ado… let’s leap into a world where rhymes run wild, giggles are guaranteed, and nonsense rules the page—welcome to 100 Original, Funny Limerick Poems for Kids (2025 Edition)!

What is a limerick?

A limerick is a short, humorous poem consisting of five lines with a distinctive rhythm and rhyme scheme. The typical rhyme pattern is AABBA, meaning:

Lines 1, 2, and 5 rhyme with each other and usually have 8–9 syllables.
Lines 3 and 4 rhyme with each other and are shorter, typically 5–6 syllables.

Read also: Tips on Writing a Limerick Poem

Animals & Creatures

A frog with a trumpet in June,
Played jazz by the light of the moon.
The crickets all cheered,
Though the neighbors got weird—
It ended at midnight too soon!

A monkey who danced on a tree,
Wore tutus and drank herbal tea.
He’d spin and he’d twirl,
Just to make squirrels
Applaud with a giggling “Yippee!”

A hippo who hated the mud,
Preferred to go splash in a sud.
He filled up a tub,
With shampoo and scrub—
And now he smells better than Bud!

A penguin who dreamed of the sand,
Wore flip-flops and worked on his tan.
But he soon slipped and fell,
With a loud “Oh, well!”
And slid all the way to Japan.

A llama who knew how to knit,
Made scarves that were terribly lit.
But one got so long,
It went wildly wrong—
He tripped and then laughed quite a bit!

🏫 School Life

A student who hated the bell,
Would yell, “I’m not done!” and rebel.
So he hid in his desk,
Dressed up like a desk—
But the janitor noticed the smell.

A pencil that danced on the page,
Drew castles, a cow, and a stage.
The teacher said, “Wow!”
Then whispered, “But how?”
That pencil’s a drawing rampage!

A chalkboard that sneezed once a day,
Erased all the lessons away.
The kids gave a cheer,
“No math notes this year!”
“Bless you!” is all they could say.

A backpack that started to walk,
Would jiggle and jingle and talk.
It marched to the gym,
Then started to swim—
“I’m tired of sitting in chalk!”

A ruler who measured his toe,
Said, “Wow! I’m still growing, you know!”
But the eraser said, “Dude,
You’re wooden, not food—
You’re done growing ten years ago!”

🪄 Silly Magic & Imagination

A wizard who sneezed made a goat,
Appear on a flying green boat.
“Oops!” the wizard did grin,
“Next time I’ll hold in—
Or conjure up nothing but soap!”

A dragon who baked apple pies,
Had smoke drifting up to the skies.
One pie gave a shout,
“Help! Let me out!”
It had wings and it wanted to fly!

A unicorn danced in the mall,
With glitter and giggles and gall.
The shoppers all stared,
The manager cared—
“Let’s hire this beast for the ball!”

A robot who hiccuped a lot,
Once melted his wires from hot.
He shouted, “Oh dear!
I need root beer!”
Then hiccupped right into a pot.

A broom that refused to sweep dust,
Said, “Cleaning’s for folks who must!”
So it zoomed through the air,
Styled its bristles with care—
And opened a salon called “Brush Trust.”

🎩 More Magic & Imagination (Cont’d)

A wand that just loved to zap cheese,
Turned crackers to cheddar with ease.
But once in a stew,
It zapped Grandma too—
Now she says “moo” when she sneezes!

A fairy who juggled with peas,
Could balance six cups on her knees.
She flew in the air,
Then lost all her flair—
And landed in buckets of cheese!

A talking banana named Pete,
Ran marathons barefoot on feet.
He slipped on a peel,
Then squealed like a seal—
“I guess that’s a potassium feat!”

A ghost who was scared of the dark,
Slept nightly inside of the park.
He’d cuddle with lights,
And hide from the frights—
Then giggle while glowing a spark!

A fish who just wanted to dance,
Wore sparkles and glittery pants.
He flopped on the shore,
Then asked for “encore!”—
While jellyfish gave him a chance!

🌎 Silly Around the World

A camel who skated in Spain,
Kept slipping and yelling, “Oh pain!”
He skated past goats,
Through fountains and moats—
And made all the tourists complain!

A panda who painted in France,
Wore berets and twirled in a trance.
He painted a wall,
Then tripped in the hall—
And blamed it all on his pants.

A koala who toured Tokyo,
Got lost near a sushi bistro.
He ordered a roll,
Then fell in the bowl—
And shouted, “I’m soup! Nooooooo!”

A tiger who tangoed in Chile,
Would shimmy and shake really silly.
But during a spin,
He crashed in a bin—
And danced with a raccoon named Billy.

A dolphin who rapped in Brazil,
Made crowds laugh and cheer with a thrill.
He wore golden chains,
And rhymed about trains—
Until he slipped on a krill.

🌟 Silly People & Kids

A boy who wore socks on his head,
Said, “This is my fashion instead!”
He wiggled his toes,
Then struck silly pose—
And claimed he was Sockman in red!

A girl who could whistle through cake,
Made birthday hats suddenly shake.
The frosting flew high,
It splattered the sky—
And rained down in Candyfloss Lake!

A baby who burped out a tune,
Could mimic a singing baboon.
The family all clapped,
The grandpa just napped—
Then snored in the shape of a moon!

A grandma who raced on a sled,
Zoomed past with a cat on her head.
“I’m faster than mice,
And cooler than ice!”—
She hollered while knitting with thread.

A pirate who danced like a mime,
Stole clocks just to mess with your time.
He’d tick and he’d tock,
Then moonwalk a block—
And vanish with rhythm and rhyme!

🐶 Pets & Home Adventures

My hamster escaped from his ball,
He zipped down the stairs in the hall.
He crashed in my sock,
Then shouted, “Rock on!”—
And built a small disco for all.

A cat who could bake apple pie,
Wore glasses and winked with one eye.
But one day she tripped,
And into the whip—
She said, “Oops! Now I’m sweet and dry!”

A turtle who played hide-and-seek,
Would vanish for nearly a week.
We found him in June,
Singing a tune—
And sunbathing down by the creek!

A dog who could skateboard with style,
Could ollie and tail-grab a mile.
He barked, “Check me out!”
While fans gave a shout—
And cats watched in fear from a pile.

A parrot who liked to say “moo,”
Confused every cow at the zoo.
“You’re feathered and wrong!”
Said cows in a throng—
“But hey, your impressions are true!”

🛸 Wacky Sci-Fi & Space Fun

An alien eating a bun,
Said, “Earthlings make pastries for fun!”
He opened a store,
With donuts galore—
And called it “Galactic No. One!”

A robot who hiccupped each day,
Would short-circuit halfway through May.
He’d blink and he’d beep,
Then power down sleep—
With snores that made satellites sway.

A Martian who wore a green tie,
Flew taxis up high in the sky.
He once picked up sheep,
Then fell half asleep—
And crashed in a blueberry pie!

A rocket with jelly inside,
Took astronauts out for a ride.
It wobbled and bounced,
Then suddenly pounced—
And giggled, “I’m sweet-certified!”

A moon with a taste for ice cream,
Ate scoops from a space-flavored stream.
It burped with delight,
Turned off its moonlight—
And dreamed of a whipped topping team!

🍕 Food & Fun

A pizza that learned how to speak,
Would giggle and burp once a week.
It told cheesy jokes,
And scared off the folks—
Till someone just yelled, “You’re a freak!”

A donut that rolled out the door,
Said, “Boring! I’m done with this store!”
It joined a parade,
And danced lemonade—
Then sprinkled itself on the floor.

A muffin who wore a tall hat,
Got chased by a very loud cat.
“You look like a mouse!”
Cried Chef in the house—
“But yummier, chunkier, and flat!”

A broccoli sprouted two eyes,
And yelled, “I’m a ninja in disguise!”
It leapt from the plate,
Avoiding its fate—
Then did a backflip through some fries.

A cookie who wanted to fly,
Built wings made of marshmallow pie.
It soared for a sec,
Then screamed, “Oh heck!”—
And crash-landed into some chai.

🧙 More Whimsy & Wacky Folks

A knight who was scared of his sword,
Used pillows and shields made of board.
He fought off a cat,
While wearing a hat—
And earned the “Sir Silliest” award.

A pirate who danced on a cake,
Yelled, “Yo-ho, this frosting’s not fake!”
He juggled three spoons,
Sang eight auto-tunes—
Then fell in a birthday-lake.

A king with a beard full of glue,
Got stuck to his royal canoe.
He paddled around,
While making a sound—
Like “Sticky the Brave, part two!”

A queen who loved rubbery ducks,
Had castles with squeaks in the trucks.
Her bathtub was huge,
With waves and deluge—
And quacks in deluxe party tux.

A wizard who turned into jam,
Got spread on a croissant with ham.
“Alas!” he declared,
“I should’ve been spared!”—
Then summoned himself with a “Wham!”

💬 Funny Sayings & Twists

A clock that refused to say “tick,”
Just mumbled and said, “I feel sick.”
“It’s Monday,” it sighed,
Then laid on its side—
And asked for a nap, really quick.

A phone that could tell when you yawned,
Would start to sing lullabies fond.
It played “Twinkle Light,”
Then blinked out of sight—
And dreamed in a charging pod pond.

A mirror that told only jokes,
Reflected back clowns wearing cloaks.
It laughed till it cracked,
Then shyly turned black—
And whispered, “No more farting oaks.”

A kite that was tired of the breeze,
Said, “Nope, I’m now flying with bees!”
It buzzed through the sky,
While eating fruit pie—
And sneezed in the shape of some Zs.

A trampoline full of old shoes,
Bounced hippos and grandmas in twos.
One day with a flop,
They launched a toy shop—
And sold flying sandals and ooze!

🎃 Seasons & Holidays

A pumpkin who sang Halloween,
Was covered in glitter and green.
He jiggled his gut,
And danced like a nut—
On top of a haunted latrine.

A turkey who hated to cook,
Wrote “Do Not Eat Me” in a book.
He dressed as a tree,
Then ran off with glee—
And now he hides near a brook.

An elf who made gifts out of socks,
Forgot to use wrapping or box.
Kids opened with glee,
But cried, “What’s this be?”—
“Toe-hats from Reindeer Detox!”

A snowman who skied down the lane,
Melted in warm candy cane rain.
He yelled with a puff,
“This winter’s too rough!”—
Then slipped on some marshmallow pain.

A bunny who painted the sky,
With jellybeans flying up high.
“It’s Easter!” he roared,
Then launched from a board—
And landed in Grandma’s peach pie!

🛁 Bath & Bedtime Mayhem

A duck in the bathtub could sing,
While doing the backstroke and fling.
He danced with shampoo,
And yelled, “Duckaroo!”—
While wearing a crown made of string.

A towel that ran from the rack,
Got tired of drying a back.
It ran out the door,
Screamed, “No more! No more!”—
Then hid in a laundry attack.

A toothbrush that tickled your toes,
Said, “Brushing your teeth really blows.”
It swapped with a spoon,
By Thursday at noon—
And left you with peppermint nose.

A pillow that told spooky tales,
Made blankets and teddies turn pale.
It whispered “beware,”
While floating mid-air—
Then giggled and flew like a snail.

A lamp that refused to turn off,
Just glowed and then started to cough.
“I’m scared of the dark!”
It said with a spark—
Then told scary jokes with a scoff.

🦄 Last Silly Stretch!

A giraffe who could juggle three hats,
Also made muffins for cats.
He tripped on a log,
Got hugged by a frog—
Then opened a store called “Snazzy Flats.”

A snake who wore shoes on his tail,
Would slither through every garage sale.
He bought a pink wig,
A tuba, a fig—
Then moonwalked away on a snail.

A beaver who painted the moon,
Said, “I’ll add some purple by noon!”
The stars all agreed,
“Your brushwork has speed!”—
And played him a banjo tune.

A raccoon who danced on the stove,
Wore mittens and looked like a trove.
He cooked up some jam,
With pancakes and spam—
Then vanished into his glove.

A snail who raced past a train,
Had wheels powered only by grain.
He zoomed with a “Zing!”
Then dropped his whole wing—
And laughed in the peppermint rain.

🐾 Animals Doing Weird Things (Continued)

A goat who could ride a unicycle,
Would balance while eating a popsicle.
He spun in the street,
Then bleated, “So sweet!”—
And crashed into someone’s new tricycle.

A duck in a dazzling suit,
Would waddle and play the kazoo flute.
He flapped in the square,
While folks stopped to stare—
“That duck’s got some musical loot!”

A squirrel who did ballet at night,
Wore tutus in dazzling white light.
She twirled on a twig,
Then slipped on a fig—
And landed with rodent delight!

A rooster who barked like a pup,
Confused every hen that woke up.
“You’re clucking all wrong!”
They sang in a song—
While he sipped some coffee in a cup.

A whale who could whistle in tune,
Would sing with the crabs every June.
They formed a big band,
On the ocean sand—
And called themselves “Wave and the Spoon.”

🌈 Wild Colorful World

A crayon that colored the sun,
Said, “Yellow is terribly done!”
He painted it blue,
With hints of shampoo—
And said, “Now it’s cooler and fun!”

A rainbow that sneezed in the air,
Made glitter go flying everywhere.
It tickled the sky,
With sparkles so high—
That unicorns gasped, “Do you dare?!”

A snowflake who wore tiny shoes,
Tap-danced on the evening news.
It twirled on a nose,
Then struck a cool pose—
And vanished with flair and some ooze.

A raindrop who painted the street,
Made puddles look extra elite.
It splashed with a grin,
Said, “Let’s dive right in!”—
And turned sidewalks into a treat.

A paintbrush who dreamed of the zoo,
Drew zebras in lavender blue.
The lions looked shocked,
The parrots just squawked—
“That tiger looks more like shampoo!”

🎪 Circus & Showbiz Fun

A clown who was scared of balloons,
Would run out of parties by noons.
He juggled some toast,
And made jam the most—
Then moonwalked with two raccoons.

A tightrope-walking baboon,
Wore underpants shaped like a spoon.
He flipped in the air,
While brushing his hair—
And sang “Silly Socks in June!”

An acrobat chicken named Lou,
Did cartwheels while making fondue.
She slipped on a bean,
But stayed mighty keen—
Then spun through a hoop made of glue!

A circus with juggling bees,
Bounced honey through all of the trees.
The queen took a bow,
Then milked a fake cow—
And gave out sweet tickets for cheese.

A mime who made echoes appear,
Would copy himself with a cheer.
“Invisible wall!”
He mimed at the mall—
And bonked on a shelf full of root beer.

🚀 Back to Space for Final Laughs!

A Martian with twenty-four knees,
Could dance like a wiggling breeze.
He’d boogie at night,
In socks glowing white—
While sipping on alien teas.

A comet that loved eating chips,
Did backflips and loop-de-loop flips.
It crashed through a kite,
Then giggled with fright—
And said, “Time for salsa and dips!”

A rocket that wanted to nap,
Snored loudly and missed its launch map.
It drooled on the stars,
Then snuck off to Mars—
Wrapped up in a gravity wrap.

A moon rock who dreamed of the sea,
Said, “Space just ain’t right for me.”
It plopped in the tide,
And took a shell ride—
With dolphins who served him some tea.

An alien stuck in his jeans,
Kept shouting through lightyears and screens.
He wiggled and huffed,
Then finally puffed—
“I guess skinny fit’s not for machines!”

🎉 The Final 10: Totally Random Goofiness

A chair that could do jumping jacks,
Worked out every day to the max.
It lifted a spoon,
And whistled a tune—
Then flexed its new cushiony backs.

A pickle that juggled three eggs,
Then danced on two spindly legs.
It rolled down the street,
Cried, “This is elite!”—
Then crashed into hotdogy dregs.

A zipper that laughed when you tugged,
Would giggle until it was snugged.
“Tickles again?”
It asked now and then—
And wiggled when clothes got all hugged.

A spoon that could sing opera loud,
Drew forks in an elegant crowd.
The knives did a clap,
The soup took a nap—
And bowls whirled in harmony proud!

A carpet that galloped like steeds,
Wore glasses and read Shakespeare’s creeds.
It flew ‘round the globe,
In pajamas and robe—
Then taught dancing llamas good deeds.

A cloud who was shaped like a shoe,
Rained soda instead of the dew.
The kids all came out,
With straws and a shout—
“It’s root beer from sky number two!”

A pumpkin who danced in July,
Wore mittens and sang about pie.
“It’s never too soon!”
He howled at the moon—
Then cannonballed into the sky.

A mouse with a backpack of cheese,
Hiked mountains and climbed up tall trees.
He waved from the top,
Then did a cheese hop—
And vanished inside of the breeze.

A robot who dreamed of ballet,
Pirouetted ten times a day.
With gears full of grace,
And bows on his face—
He twirled his tin toes on Broadway!

A banana who rapped on the stage,
Wore sunglasses shaped like a cage.
“I peel, then I rhyme,
With potassium time!”—
And dropped the mic off in a rage.

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Frequently Aske Questions

Are the limericks appropriate for all ages?

Yes! All limericks featured on “Limericks for Kids” are family-friendly, age-appropriate, and free from adult humor or offensive language.

Can kids submit their own limericks?

Absolutely! We encourage creativity. Kids (with a parent’s permission) can submit their own limericks through our [submission form/email link], and we may feature them on the site.

What’s the best way to teach kids to write limericks?

Start by reading a few examples, then explain the rhyme scheme (AABBA) and syllable pattern. Encourage them to think of funny or unexpected ideas — humor is key!

Can teachers use your limericks in class?

Definitely! Teachers are welcome to use our limericks for educational purposes. We just ask that you credit “Limericks for Kids” when possible.

Are your limericks available in book form?

Yes! We have a collection available as an eBook and print edition. Visit our Books page https://www.wordlelimericks.net/book/ for more details.

Can I request a limerick on a specific topic?

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